“Fuck Mulch”, said the Gastroenterologist.

They say dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession. That “fact” always seemed strange to me and possibly invalid. I mean, how often does a dentist lose a patient on the table? Never happens, no one dies there. You’d think heart surgeons would be more prone to offing themselves given the pressure in that room…. READ MORE

When I was a standup comic in New York City I had the opportunity to work as a warmup comedian for a television show. I got the gig via Craigslist and so it was surprising that the job was even real. Warmup comics can make as much as $400 per show for very little work. And as most television shows tape during the day, a comedian still has the night off to work clubs and bars making this the best dayjob possible for me. READ MORE