Thieves break into a home and steal the top of a wedding cake. Zombie dogs are roaming Illinois. Man has $7,000 Lego collection stolen. Study shows Ice Cream for breakfast makes you alert. Man killed while taking a selfie with an Elephant. Dennis Rodman wants to be ambassador to North Korean and thinks he can solve all our problems. The Red Cross is an awful organization and you should not donate to them during hurricane season. Weed delivery by drone is not legal in California after all. Weed balloon mistaken for a UFO. Parents use a BB gun to keep their kids in line, then obviously go to prison. Rick Astley themed bathroom in Japan exists. Drunk dude is first to swim Hoover Dam and live to tell about it. Ghost of a racist dog discovered. Paranormal doll bought on EBay terrorizes the NEW owners (duhhh).
Drunk lady swims away with fisherman’s bait in her mouth. Friend airdrops Subway sandwich from a plane to other friend on the farm. Ratpocalypse is real and it’s happening in our nation’s largest cities. Woman on meth calls cops to report her meth is bad. A memorial in Florida for dead Carnies. Island of fire ants floating down a Texas street will freak you out. Rich people buying the blood of poor youth to stave off aging process. Bears are turning vegan because of climate change. The disease where you cannot pee for years. World record for largest sand castle. Devil’s Tower UFO Conference. Topless parade in NYC draws men surprisingly. Stupid old Florida laws. Burning Man Festival burning death. Mayor of Hell bans heterosexuality, gets impeached immediately. Twinky flavored vodka. Ex Caliber sword found by a child in the UK?
Trump shaped ecstasy pills seized in Germany. Sex offender arrested when leaving his house during solar eclipse. Indian divorce laws are strange. Woman sneaks vodka into the stadium inside a salami sandwich. Cats left 300k trust fund. Vagina’s will atrophy without orgasms. Bug burgers for sale at the super market. Bigfoot centric towns in the US. Bear breaks into car and poops. Sex robots that look like your dead wife. Cats as mayor of this Alaskan town. Smart people swear more. Air Guitar World Championship. Robot priests doing ceremonies and stealing jobs.
Week in Weird July 26, 2017