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Living in New York City for five plus years, I have been exposed to some of the strangest human behavior. Some of this shit you couldn’t make up. I decided to carry a small high definition camera around with me everywhere I go in the city and record when necessary. The result is over twenty short web videos in a series I call, Retarded NYC Videos. Enjoy. – Jonesy, Summer 2010
This is a satire on the recent phenomenon that was the Homeless Hotspots at the South By Southwest festival a couple weeks ago. In case you didn’t hear, they were using homeless people as wifi hotspots. Needless to say when this tomfoolery went out to the media, many US citizens were offended. I do what… [Continue Reading]
I created this for the Fantasy Alarm fantasy sports website. It’s a pretty famous scene from the movie, The Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves. It’s the “Neo interrogation scene” – I took out the audio and re-recorded the dialogue, giving it a fantasy baseball spin. The fellas at Fantasy Alarm pay me to do fun shit… [Continue Reading]
It’s always interesting performing at the International Hostel in New York City. Some of my earlier videos of this venue you might remember had some pretty insane strange heckling from the foreign crowd. No heckling here – just straight up making fun of American. The LOVE that.
I’m one of the featured comedian commentators for their show, Hollywood’s Baddest Breakups and I gotta say, I’m not in there much but I have some of the funniest one-liners of the entire episode. You should also notice that they spelled my name incorrectly on the screen, LOL. Check out the full episode at this… [Continue Reading]
Believe it or not, New York City residents claim that New York City tap water is clean and healthy for you! Tell you what, YOU guys drink that shit. I’ll drink filtered water thank you very much.
