Homeless Hotspot- NEW VIDEO

This is a satire on the recent phenomenon that was the Homeless Hotspots at the South By Southwest festival a couple weeks ago. In case you didn’t hear, they were using homeless people as wifi hotspots. Needless to say when this tomfoolery went out to the media, many US citizens were offended. I do what I always do when I’m offended, I write a joke about it. Now in case you’re a complete moron and don’t get the satire, I am NOT making fun of the homeless, I am making fun at America. The last line of the sketch should make that clear. So save your nasty comments for all the real assholes on youtube. And there’s plenty of em’, trust me.

Fantasy Baseball Matrix – NEW VIDEO

I created this for the Fantasy Alarm fantasy sports website. It’s a pretty famous scene from the movie, The Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves. It’s the “Neo interrogation scene” – I took out the audio and re-recorded the dialogue, giving it a fantasy baseball spin. The fellas at Fantasy Alarm pay me to do fun shit like this. Don’t I have the best life? Haha!

Fat Americans and other standup at the International Hostel

It’s always interesting performing at the International Hostel in New York City. Some of my earlier videos of this venue you might remember had some pretty insane strange heckling from the foreign crowd. No heckling here – just straight up making fun of American. The LOVE that.

Jonesy on Biography Channel

I’m one of the featured comedian commentators for their show, Hollywood’s Baddest Breakups and I gotta say, I’m not in there much but I have some of the funniest one-liners of the entire episode. You should also notice that they spelled my name incorrectly on the screen, LOL. Check out the full episode at this link:
http://www.biography.com/tv/biography/videos/hollywoods-baddest-breakups-full-episode-2178302939

New York City Tap Water – Stoop of the Day #23


Believe it or not, New York City residents claim that New York City tap water is clean and healthy for you! Tell you what, YOU guys drink that shit. I’ll drink filtered water thank you very much.

Stoop of the Day – The Power of Sound

Michael McDonald – Stoop of the Day


Stoop of the Day is back! Well when I say “back” I mean I found some footage I forgot to edit and will be churning out episodes over Christmas. In this one I do a Michael McDonald impression.

Moves Like Welker Video FEATURED

The Moves Like Welker song parody video (Maroon Five’s Moves Like Jagger original) has been featured on several sports websites including Pats Propaganda, Last Angry Fan, Sports Pickle, Sports Illustrated and Wes Welker Online (official fan site). A special thanks to these sites and please take a moment to visit them, subscribe to their feed and follow them on twitter.



Castle Rap Song and Video

Of all the things I find special about my hometown of Haverhill Massachusetts, the fact that we have a castle I find pretty freakin’ cool.

Moves Like Welker song (Moves Like Jagger parody)

Moves Like Welker is a song parody of Maroon Five’s Moves LIke Jagger song (Adam Levine w/Christina Aguillera). The song is a celebration of how great New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker is for fantasy football. My buddy Jeff Mans of http://fantasyalarm.com wrote most of the lyrics and I just ran with it – recording the lyrics, editing the video – for Fantasy Alarm TV and Jonesy.com. I think you’ll thoroughly enjoy this track.