Fat Americans and other standup at the International Hostel

It’s always interesting performing at the International Hostel in New York City. Some of my earlier videos of this venue you might remember had some pretty insane strange heckling from the foreign crowd. No heckling here – just straight up making fun of American. The LOVE that.

Jonesy on Biography Channel

I’m one of the featured comedian commentators for their show, Hollywood’s Baddest Breakups and I gotta say, I’m not in there much but I have some of the funniest one-liners of the entire episode. You should also notice that they spelled my name incorrectly on the screen, LOL. Check out the full episode at this link:
http://www.biography.com/tv/biography/videos/hollywoods-baddest-breakups-full-episode-2178302939

New York City Tap Water – Stoop of the Day #23


Believe it or not, New York City residents claim that New York City tap water is clean and healthy for you! Tell you what, YOU guys drink that shit. I’ll drink filtered water thank you very much.

Stoop of the Day – The Power of Sound

Michael McDonald – Stoop of the Day


Stoop of the Day is back! Well when I say “back” I mean I found some footage I forgot to edit and will be churning out episodes over Christmas. In this one I do a Michael McDonald impression.

Moves Like Welker Video FEATURED

The Moves Like Welker song parody video (Maroon Five’s Moves Like Jagger original) has been featured on several sports websites including Pats Propaganda, Last Angry Fan, Sports Pickle, Sports Illustrated and Wes Welker Online (official fan site). A special thanks to these sites and please take a moment to visit them, subscribe to their feed and follow them on twitter.



Castle Rap Song and Video

Of all the things I find special about my hometown of Haverhill Massachusetts, the fact that we have a castle I find pretty freakin’ cool.

Moves Like Welker song (Moves Like Jagger parody)

Moves Like Welker is a song parody of Maroon Five’s Moves LIke Jagger song (Adam Levine w/Christina Aguillera). The song is a celebration of how great New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker is for fantasy football. My buddy Jeff Mans of http://fantasyalarm.com wrote most of the lyrics and I just ran with it – recording the lyrics, editing the video – for Fantasy Alarm TV and Jonesy.com. I think you’ll thoroughly enjoy this track.

Tebow is Just Alright (Tim Tebow Song)

Here’s the latest song I produced for the Fantasy Alarm Show on Sirius XM Fantasy Sports Radio. It features the most talked-about athlete of the week – Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. The inspirations for this song are the following: Tim Tebow’s impressive come-back victory against the Miami Dolphins last week, Tebow’s religious ferver, and the Doobie Brother’s song Jesus is Just Alright (original artist was The Byrds btw).

I know you’ll enjoy this song. My message is: Love him or hate him, no matter how you slice it, in fantasy football Tim Tebow is an every week starter. Check out the Fantasy Alarm site for all your fantasy football info and also Fantasy Alarm TV for more of my videos and songs produced exclusively for the site/show. You can also check out my Sports Comedy page on my site.

My return home comedy show next month

During my stay in Haverhill over the Thanksgiving holiday next month I will be headlining a comedy show downtown on Washington Street at Lounge 59. There will be two nights of shows: Friday Nov. 25 and Saturday Nov. 26. Tickets will be sold in advance only as there are a limited number and these will be sold out shows. You can buy tickets at the Smarttix link below. I’m looking forward to seeing friends and family at this show.
Click here to buy tickets to Comedian Jonesy Returns Home Show via smarttix.com