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Homeless Hotspot- NEW VIDEO

jonesy — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:39:29 +0000

This is a satire on the recent phenomenon that was the Homeless Hotspots at the South By Southwest festival a couple weeks ago. In case you didn’t hear, they were using homeless people as wifi hotspots. Needless to say when this tomfoolery went out to the media, many US citizens were offended. I do what I always do when I’m offended, I write a joke about it. Now in case you’re a complete moron and don’t get the satire, I am NOT making fun of the homeless, I am making fun at America. The last line of the sketch should make that clear. So save your nasty comments for all the real assholes on youtube. And there’s plenty of em’, trust me.

Fantasy Baseball Matrix – NEW VIDEO

jonesy — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:29:57 +0000

I created this for the Fantasy Alarm fantasy sports website. It’s a pretty famous scene from the movie, The Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves. It’s the “Neo interrogation scene” – I took out the audio and re-recorded the dialogue, giving it a fantasy baseball spin. The fellas at Fantasy Alarm pay me to do fun shit like this. Don’t I have the best life? Haha!

Fat Americans and other standup at the International Hostel

jonesy — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:10:32 +0000

It’s always interesting performing at the International Hostel in New York City. Some of my earlier videos of this venue you might remember had some pretty insane strange heckling from the foreign crowd. No heckling here – just straight up making fun of American. The LOVE that.

Jonesy on Biography Channel

jonesy — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:30:32 +0000

I’m one of the featured comedian commentators for their show, Hollywood’s Baddest Breakups and I gotta say, I’m not in there much but I have some of the funniest one-liners of the entire episode. You should also notice that they spelled my name incorrectly on the screen, LOL. Check out the full episode at this link:
http://www.biography.com/tv/biography/videos/hollywoods-baddest-breakups-full-episode-2178302939

Roddy Piper sings the Twelve Days of Wrestling Christmas

jonesy — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:12:34 +0000

Roddy Piper’s funny Christmas song. Roddy Piper sings The Twelve Days of Wrestling Christmas.

Come over and look at the tree!

jonesy — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:38:31 +0000

This one never gets old. So in the spirit of Christmas, please enjoy this classic video by the hilarious John Roberts as he plays his mother in The Christmas Tree.

New York City Tap Water – Stoop of the Day #23

jonesy — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:25:33 +0000

Believe it or not, New York City residents claim that New York City tap water is clean and healthy for you! Tell you what, YOU guys drink that shit. I’ll drink filtered water thank you very much.

Stoop of the Day – The Power of Sound

jonesy — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:44:59 +0000

Michael McDonald – Stoop of the Day

jonesy — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:05:26 +0000

Stoop of the Day is back! Well when I say “back” I mean I found some footage I forgot to edit and will be churning out episodes over Christmas. In this one I do a Michael McDonald impression.

The Village Idiot by Comedian Godfrey

jonesy — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:25:50 +0000

I think Godfrey is such a gifted standup comedian that – I’ll tell you this: he is the ONLY comedian youtube channel that I subscribe to WITH AN EMAIL to my gmail inbox. THE ONLY ONE. The others I just use basic subscription through the channel but Godfrey’s videos I want to see IMMEDIATELY upon upload. That’s how good he is. You should also subscribe to his channel and check off “receive email” Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/user/godfreychi