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First fantasy football article of 2010

Some of you know of my obsession with Fantasy Football. It’s what inspired me to write and shoot several episodes last year of a web series called Sundays of Our Lives – a Fantasy Football Soap Opera. Last year I wrote six articles for a fantasy football web site that ran out of money before the season started and so I am extremely pleased to announce that I am once again writing funny (yet helpful) fantasy football articles. My first piece for the 2010 season is called Jonesy’s Wacked Draft Trends and can be found here: LINK TO READ

Jonesy tries to get people to sing Journey on chat roulette

Jonesy meets the World’s Greatest Story Teller

The Conversation


Two weekends ago, I attended The Conversation, an all-day conference about the future of independent film funding, marketing and distribution. The program for The Conversation consisted of panels, discussion groups and breakout sessions, each featuring both indie fllm stalwarts (Eugene Hernandez, Scott Macaulay, Bob Hawk) and new media trailblazers (Lance Weiler, Arin Crumley.

it was made clear during The Conversation that filmmakers are having to work harder than ever for increasingly smaller pieces of pie. As panelist Richard Lorber, CEO of distributor Kino Lorber, put it, “everything’s possible but nothing’s working.”

Just as everyone was getting ready to collectively throw up their hands in despair and looked for the nearest exit, The Conversation co-host Scott Kirsner reminded us that when the film business started over a hundred years ago, when somebody started charging people to watch thirty-second reels in a kinetoscope parlor on Fifth Avenue, the average weekend box office was $120.

“I think if you were in Manhattan back then, you would have said ‘this isn’t really storytelling, this isn’t an art form, and this certainly isn’t a business,’” Kirsner said from behind his podium. “I think we’re in a similar moment right now. It doesn’t feel like a business yet, but those of us in this room are the early pioneers, ignoring the warning signals that eventually won’t mean anything.”

In the mean time, events like The Conversation are helping bring like-minded pioneers together to share and experiment so that one day, the independent film business can truly be a business again.

HERE ARE SOME LINKS WORTH CLICKING ON from The Conversation.

Sundays of Our Lives – Episode 6

Like a kicked football through the uprights, so are the Sundays of Our Lives. It’s a week before the fantasy football championship and the evil Jake Diablo will stop at nothing to ensure victory for his team, The Freeballers. Kidnapping, lying, cheating, an occasional stabbing, all are par for the course in this soap opera that follows the lives of those that have made fantasy football the center of their own lives… Because they have no lives….

Karaoke – part 1

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Cigar Quest NYC

I documented an adventure in NYC. Adam Shuty and I, on the search for cigars, encountered many ladies, met a philosopher, and discuss ancient civilization.

Black Out Baby – comedy sketch

Please enjoy this piece I wrote that was included in the 21 Hour Theatre Festival at the Wings Theatre in New York City a few weeks ago. In this video are: Alexander Hill, Annalyn Frame, Mara Dratfield, and Mary Lauren. Directed by Alicia Green.

The 21 Hour Theatre Festival


I participated in The 21 Hour Theatre Festival over the weekend at the Wings Theatre in New York City. A very cool event. How it worked was Friday night, myself and the other writers met with the show’s Producer, who randomly distributed our topics. This year the theme was the paranormal and my topic which I was to cover in my piece was ghosts. In addition, we were tasked to include an animal and a specific line of dialogue in our one acts, which were to be turned in the following morning, Saturday, so that the director could get to work rehearing with the actors. All six plays were performed that same day at 5pm and 7pm.

Overall, I found this type of project very challenging to participate in as a writer. You’re really put on the spot to come up with something on the fly. It’s one of the most difficult ways in which to write as typically -at least in my case- a writer cannot force an idea into being. It sorta has to come to you out of an inspiration. In my experience it’s usually behavior I see, hear about or, most preferred, something that happens to me directly. To put a time limit on the process, I found to be a real challenge.
For more information about this project, check out the official site for here: Phare Play Productions. In a future blog I will upload the video of my play performance entitled, Black Out Baby. Although my piece didn’t win any awards, I had a talented director and cast that got plenty of laughs.